"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you," is the foundation of the Art Nun's artistic mission. These are the words of Jesus from the book of Thomas...even if the rest of the text is odd and pretty useless.
Sister Karate's most renown teaching is: "Painting is the answer to Painting." In this way, the nuns have developed their orthopraxy of praying ceaselessly through making. It is through time and energy, or developing one's kung fu, that the artist may find the kingdom of heaven within. Genius, the divine power of creation, finds you when you are working. The goal is not perfection. The goal is practice. Art Nuns practice everywhere at all times, the world is their temple; be it a studio, a classroom, a dance floor, or a field. We pray for the creativity and inspiration of ourselves, all beings, and the life of our planet through our work. Art Nuns are known to be RUTHLESS. Many will sacrifice anything that gets in the way of their calling. This is how they are developing their souls on behalf of themselves and the world. The Art Nunz remind us: "Anything can be art. It depends on your level of intent. Not all effort is the highest level of intent...and therefore not all art is great. SO step it up!"

The Art Nuns have taken vows committing their life to art.... Art Nuns may be ascetics who voluntarily choose to leave mainstream society and live their life in their studio, or more entering society in order to pray for the inspiration and creativity of others. Art Nuns are known to have bad habits and renown for their spiritual promiscuity.

If you are interested in obtaining a PhD from our organization or require prayers for Art, please make donations via PRAYPAL.

Art Nunz are available for Performance ART where they will pray for artistic creativity and to unblock one's genius. Please consider them for you upcoming grand opening, baptism, art festival/openings/exhibits, consecrations and/or deconsecrations, spiritual conferences (religious and unaffiliated), parades, award banquaward banquets, birthdays, unbirthdays, teaparties, personal entourage, alien landings, funerals, bar/bat mitzvahs, quinceaneras, as back up signers, Tequila tastings, second line, prison release parties, celebrity judges, graduations, weddings, fund-raising whores, commencement speakers, solstice rituals, insurrections, civil disobedience, protests, and revolutions. Ask us about our Live Painting and our range of bodyguard and security services. Quotes available on request. We are available worldwide.

Email: artnunzzz@gmail.com

*Sorry, we are no longer available for pornos of any kind.
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